The BEST OF AFE.

The "Best of AFE" began life as a small text file on my hard drive containing a few small quotations of things that had been said by various people which I found funny. I forget how or why it came a publicly available file, I suspect I mentioned I was saving something to go in it and people asked to see what else there was, but without rambling too much, it became a semi-regularly updated file awaited with semi-bated breath, reminding people of the humourous things said, or allowing them to read things said in their absence.

It recently became apparent the sheer amount of stuff in the one text file was threatening to make it too convoluted and generally unreadable to have the same impact as it once did. Spurred on by this, the file has been violently hacked to bits, and sewn back together so that, in the grand tradition set by Dr. Frankenstein, it might live again.

The unabashed star of the Best of AFE is Mike. His wit and pythonesque style make up a great deal of the extracts and without which would probably make this mostly unreadable crap. This is why he has his own section and stuff. So thanks should go to him.

Almost no people have asked me how to get into the best of afe file. The only concrete answers are:
1: Make a lot of people laugh in the hope someone will note what you said down and send it to me;
2: Make a lot of people laugh while I'm in the channel;
3: Send me some money.

I'm sure this page won't get read a lot, it's mostly bollocks anyway, I mean...'pythonesque'?! I really just needed something to fill up the front page a bit. With that accomplished, all that remains to say is that if you don't have a menu bar on the left, then you're done, and if you do have one then it's best to click on it and see what you get.

-James Hunt aka Urthworm, 30-03-2002