Diary of an up and coming sociopath

• I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: time, comics, read - http://w33.us/itg #

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• Anyone who watched Question Time and wondered how correct Melanie Philips was about Climate Change should read this: http://bit.ly/8hSjrn #

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• @marcusbrig you were excellent on Question Time. Probably the most sensible and clear-speaking guest I’ve seen all year. #
• Two christmas presents bought already. AM I MR. ORGANISED OR WHAT? #
• @DaveGorman Hopefully the filename on the original image will silence the naysayers: http://bit.ly/159UW7 #
• I just bought 2 copies of Chloe Noonan #2 and a badge set. WHAT ARE THE REST OF YOU WAITING FOR? http://bit.ly/eBIL4 #
• @RellyAB when I make them, I have a bowl of krispies with warm melted chocolate instead of milk. My heart attack will have no regrets. #
• @Nevskyp It’s going to be a banner christmas at the old @marcellerby house. #
• Tweeting from the Xbox might just be the worst use of time ever. Look at me go! #

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• @smilinstanlee When can we expect a collected edition of your tweets? It has to be easier than writing an autobiography! #
• @ladystacy hahaha, my girlfriend was ranting about those adverts last night. Microsoft should shut up and let the OS do the talking. #
• @McKelvie I bought it, it’s fucking brilliant. Amazing score as well. I don’t do PC gaming much these days, but it’s a must-play. #
• @erikau The conclusion is dead on. Every time I read an error-riddled article about games/comics, I think “If they can’t get this right…” #

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• I know almost none of my friends care, but even so: new @mcpb album is out, and it is excellent: http://www.mcpaulbarman.com #
• Sigh. Turning down Dream Job Interview because they only want to speak to people who’ll work for peanuts. Not even peanuts. Cashew nuts. #
• @ladystacy Ha! Unshelled. #

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• Today I discovered during a Kafkaesque train ride (yes, Kafkaesque again) that melancholy j-rock and glitch will be this autumn’s soundtrack #
• @RellyAB I have made the same lamentation. All I want is to get School Food Punishment albums, legally, without a 10-week wait for shipping. #
• @RellyAB I give that idea two tentacles up :D (Whoops. Some things cannot be untyped.) #
• Right, so, the BBC are doing a show called “Move like Michael Jackson.” It’s like they’re BAITING comedians to go too far. #
• @RellyAB His early strike will only force comedians to satirise the even less palatable paederasty aspect! @mrchrisaddison has doomed us all #
• Travelling home this weekend has reminded me why I’d be very happy to live the rest of my life asleep in a pod with tubes in every orifice. #
• BTW, I can recommend sleeping on airbeds if you’re sexually excited by constant mild discomfort. Regrettably, I’m not. Intermittent only. #
• @Lodark KAFKAESQUE. #
• @Film4 I sympathise. I’d similarly categorise my experience of trying to READ the book without falling asleep. #

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• @TomBrevoort A surprising casualty? Steve Rogers! Go on, it’d be worth it just to read the messageboard comments. #
• @SolAestus We await the twitpics. #
• Okay, it’s train catching time. I have loaded the ipod up with stuff designed to make it bearable, let’s hope I don’t get quiet-carriaged. #

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• I’m going to spend the rest of the night watching 30 Rock until I’m tired. I’m nearing the end of Season 1 and it’s REALLY hit its stride #
• After that, more box-sets for Christmas? I love box-sets. I wish comics still came in box-sets like those Phalanx Covenent ones did. #
• @RellyAB YOU GOT ME I’M BLEEDING OUT OH SHI #
• The worst thing about watching 30 Rock on DVD is that every time I watch a new episode, there’s one fewer left until I’m caught up. #
• @sebpatrick As a former Elite nerd, I can tell you that rights issues mean hell will freeze over before Elite comes to the iPhone. #
• Time to go buy comics. And possibly hit the bookshop, because I’m weak and going home for the weekend and SHUT UP I’LL BUY WHAT I WANT #
• Did not buy book. Did buy Dodgem Logic. It is everything I hoped it would be. #
• @BadWisdom523 in the magazines section of Forbidden Planet, upstairs at the back! #

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• MC Chris skit on latest EP track, “Kindle”: ‘I remember now! I feel like Wolverine after House of M!’ Music that engages with my interests! #
• I won’t spoil the ending of MC Chris Part Six Part Three, but that was properly epic comedy. Preferred the songs on Part Six Part Two though #

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• Things discovered today as a result of attending recording of So Wrong It’s Right by @charltonbrooker (apologies in advance for tweetdump): #
• Sarah Millican is funnier than her appearances on The Culture Show initially suggested. #
• Lee Mack is MUCH funnier than his appearances on Would I Lie To You suggest (but he really doesn’t get Twitter) #
• Ian Morris looks far younger than he claims to be. #
• And finally: I still don’t get what people see in Josie Long’s style of comedy. Nothing against her, but I just don’t get it. #
• Okay, nothing left to do today except watch Heroes. It is important to remember what bad TV looks like so that we can appreciate the good. #
• @bohaynowell I’ve seen her do stand up and panel shows, but still not funny. She did a good rant on YHBW, but it only proved she was smart. #
• @bohaynowell I don’t get Miranda Hart, either. Though watching 4 episodes of Hyperdrive probably killed off any chance I had of liking her. #
• @rachelgeorge she was alright as presenter, but as a guest her jokes were mostly just “ooh, I don’t understand this politics thingy at all” #
• @rachelgeorge vegporn sounds like the most hilariously offensive fetish ever. “It’s not abuse if they’re braindead!” #
• @rachelgeorge I looked, everyone’s thin, tattooed & not-particularly-attractive. Presence of men aside, how is it not just Suicide Girls? #
• @rachelgeorge whatever gender they are, they’re still 95% white, middle class exhibitionists! Okay if that’s what you’re into ;-) #
• I can’t believe it’s already Wednesday. But also: How is it only Wednesday!? This is the contradiction at the heart of Wednesday. #
• @ForbiddenPlanet When is it going to be in-store? #
• I just got a marketing e-mail from Woolworths. WHAT YEAR IS THIS? WHO’S THE PRESIDENT OF THE UK!? #

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