Diary of an up and coming sociopath

• 50% off back issues at Orbital = filling in my X-Men gaps. Also bought some choice Sandman spin-offs so I didn’t look like a total nerd. #

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• Summer’s just around the corner. I know because last night I was kept awake until gone 5am by birds singing. This year I’m buying ear plugs. #
• And a gun. #
• I hear that Kieron Gillen is the new Doctor’s assistant! #chinesewhispers (wait. Is it racialist to say “chinese whispers”?) #
• Back from gig. I am going to read the new LoEG IMMEDIATELY. #

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• @sebpatrick My current “most wanted” feature for Twitter: Ignore option on individual hashtags. #

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• Today’s post was 90% leaflets from fringe political groups begging for votes. No thanks, Jury Team! Guess again, Christian Alliance! #
• @sebpatrick As near as I can tell it’s actually just one guy. Also his mailshot was printed by “cheapleaflets.co.uk”. #
• @McKelvie Fucking awesome. Maybe the fanzine should be retitled “Journal for Phonogram Lovers”. #

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• @McKelvie Give it a while, they’ll show up eventually. For some reason the mentions tab lags behind the main feed. #
• @McKelvie In that case, you’re right, it’s probably fucked :D #

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• @brianwood Keep plugging away, maybe they’ll let you back on an X-book one day. #

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• Either there’s a mosquito in the room or the tooth fairy has gone on another crystalmeth bender. #
• @rachelgeorge Do what I do: concentrate on eating and cracking wise. No-one will notice you only suggested 2 things and they’re both wrong! #
• Watched the Incredible Human Journey. Dr. Alice Roberts is quite clearly the female Brian Cox, with all that implies. #
• @rachelgeorge @sarahdobbs Sometimes that’s the only bit I DO read, especially in Nik’s mags. Editor’s note -> problem pages -> next mag. #
• @rachelgeorge It sets the context for the rest of the magazine. #
• @rachelgeorge It’s just interesting to see what the person running the magazine makes of it. Or pretends to make of it. #
• Today quite possibly ticked every box. I even went outside. #

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• Sweet cakes for all! #
• Ate three kinds of barbecued meat today. Still have my vision and full bowel control after several hours. Things look promising! #

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• I ate some Quavers 12 hours ago. I’ve washed my hands since. They STILL smell of Quavers. What the fuck is on those things? #

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• @Nevskyp Cheers! Had fun writing it, and thanks for letting me know it’s up ;-) #
• For those interested, my 4000-word epic review of the remastered Seasons 1-3 Star Trek Box Sets is now up: http://preview.tinyurl.com/p7xgrd #
• For those interested, my 4000-word epic review of the remastered Seasons 1-3 Star Trek Box Sets is now up: http://tinyurl.com/p7xgrd #
• I borrowed Fable 2 and Fallout 3, but I bought the DLC for them both. I like to think that somewhere I’m ruining someone’s spreadsheet. #

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