Diary of an up and coming sociopath

Just while we’ve still got an Internet connection I can use at this house, I wanted to get this thought down.

There’s a new free London paper, a metro-alike called “thelondonpaper” - they’ve got all these weird agents handing copies out on street corners around 5:30. What amused me though, was the first issue’s headline. It was about Steve Irwin dying, and the headline was:

Croc Man Killed by Stingray

It occured to me that if we actually lived in a world where superheroes and villains existed, this would be exactly the kind of headline we’d be seeing. Unfortunately, the rest of the story didn’t really live up to that expectation.