It was late and I was tired
21 07 2005I had intended to be a little more expository tonight, but I was lying on the bed next to Nikki and then I woke up and realised I’d had half an hour’s sleep, so I’m feeling kind of groggy and about to go back to bed once I’ve sorted some stuff out here. It’s not often I go to be before midnight, even in these days of heavy workload, but some days it’s just a really good idea. I can function properly on 5-6 hours sleep a night, but really, who wants to do that every day? I’ll cut my losses with regard to free time and hit the sack, methinks.
Especially since for the next few days you can bet I’m going to be up at like 8am (yes, even the weekends) just in case tickets go on sale. For the motherfucking Pixies! Okay, admittedly I’m seeing them at Reading just days before so I won’t be like, crushed if I don’t get to go, but I’ll be giving it my best shot. What I don’t understand is why I’m doing this alone AGAIN. It’s not that I need the company, I enjoy a gig alone as much as with my friends there because I usually end up running off on my own anyway, it’s more like… do you people not understand the Pixies or something? Why have I been the only person I know buying tickets? Why would anyone pass up the opportunity?! When £30 buys you a Ben Folds or a Garbage ticket these days, do you not see how that makes Pixies tickets a bargain the likes of which do not exist elsewhere on the planet!? Do you lot think you’ve somehow got BETTER things to spend £30 on in your pitiful empty lives?! FRANKLY, YOU ALL DISGUST ME.
Deep breath.
I…apologise for the outburst. in the spirit of good candour, I should not have been so forceful with my views. It was wrong of me to be judgemental. Presumptuous of me to think that INFIDELS like YOU, THE READER, DESERVE TO GAZE UPON THE MIGHTY PIXIES. TO SOIL THEIR PURITY WITH YOUR DISGUSTING PRESENCE. BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THEM MAGGOTS. ACCEPT THEM INTO YOUR LIVES AND LET THEM REMAKE YOUR PUPAL EXISTENCE. BECOME WORTHY. OPEN YOUR PATHETIC MINDS TO
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I suppose in your tired and Pixielated state you haven’t read new Astonishing? Guess what, Charlie is Xorn.
You’re fucking nuts man. I read that comic a good 6 hours before you posted this comment. Your deception is unfounded and the motivations for it baffling. You are a jive suckah.