Diary of an up and coming sociopath

Strange, it’s almost as if the air conditioning at work is functioning.

Edit: Forget it, someone’s just opened a window.

I bought a Master Shake Aqua Teen Hunger Force figure at lunchtime. It was quite a feat, since it required me to disengage the rationality centres of my brain. I have sacrificed Family Guy DVDs for this limited edition collectable figurine, and the plan is to provide pictures for all my loyal and numerous fans later on. Ooh, actually, I’ll do a figure review, since I’ve never done one of those before. How exciting.