Diary of an up and coming sociopath

Dairy Milk with Biscuit: Good.
Dairy Milk Ice Cream with (soggy, chewy) biscuit: Bad.
Time Taken for Danny John-Jules to mention Chris Barrie’s haircut in RDV commentaries: 50 Seconds.
Time Taken to Download Buffy S4 Disc 2, with Wild at Heart Commentary with Seth Green: 49 Hours
Time Taken to Watch Wild at Heart Commentary with Seth Green: 45 Minutes
Amount of Listens before Gwen Stefani’s single sounds infuriating and annoying: One.
Amount of Listens before Gwen Stefani’s single finally gets excised from my head: Still counting.
Eggs Needed to make a passable Yorkshire Pudding: 1.
Eggs Needed to make an excellent Yorkshire Pudding: 2.
Overall Price increase incurred per Yorkshire Pudding by adding an extra egg: 50%
Spam Arriving in my collective inboxes per day (including spam blog comments): Over 200.
Legitimate e-mail arriving per day: Around 1.
Total Spam mails to G-mail account since creation: 1.
Time Spent in bed after alarm went off: 45 minutes.
Time Spent in bed before alarm went off: 6 hours.
Days spent missing Girlfriend: 6.
Days still to go: 6.
Distance to Girlfriend (Physical): 88.4 miles.
Distance to Girlfriend (Metaphysical): Infinite.
Distance to Girlfriend (Practical): 1 phonecall.
Amount of planes crashed in Battlefield 1492 today: 13.
Amount of planes reaching remotely near target: 0.
Episodes of Transformers- Energon endured: 33.
Episodes of Transformers- Energon left: 19.
Amount of times I have wept with laughter at the lameness of Transformers- Energon: Countless.
Amount of times I have been unable to understand the plot mechanics of Transformers- Energon: Countless.
Bad Episodes of Enterprise this season: 3.
Good Episodes of Enterprise this Season: 3.
Days we have put off watching the new Joey episode because we can’t take the shiteness anymore: 2.
Sweet Wrappers on Desk: 5.
Empty Glasses in Room: 2. (I took 3 down to wash earlier)
Best Time on Crimsonland Survivor Mode: 16 Minutes.
Best Time on Crimsonland Rush Mode: 46 seconds.
Average Time Wasted Playing Crimsonland a day: 1 hour.
Time PC has been turned on for: 6 Days, 12 hours.
Record Time PC has been turned on for: 44 Days, 22 hours.

Time Taken to Compose List: 20 minutes
Time Taken to Read List: Not long.