Diary of an up and coming sociopath

At this moment, what is your favorite…
1. …song?
Hmm. Depends what could be classed as “favourite” - were I to load Winamp right now and choose a song to start with, it’d be Straight to Video, the Easyworld B-Side, because it’s funny and rawk and entertains me while also amusing me. Were someone to ask my favourite song ever, I might still say Airbag, by Radiohead. Were someone to ask me my favourite new song, I’d say Drive by Easyworld, because it’s an impressive track. I dunno. one song? It’s too hard. There are many others I might choose, it’s likely to change from hour to hour.

2. …food?
Chicken of the roasted variety. Easy, that one.

3. …tv show?
If it still has to be on TV, I’d say Angel. If it doesn’t matter that it’s long gone, at the moment it’s Futurama, though I think out of everything, Buffy is easily my favourite TV show of all time, I’ve just seen so much of it that I’m not watching it at the moment, until Series 7 is released on DVD.

4. …scent?
I don’t know. Smells don’t bring a great deal of pleasure to me alone, they’re normally attached to food. If the question means “scent” as in perfume/deoderant, then again, I don’t hold an opinion either way. I like the stink of clean.

5. …quote?
Ah, so many to choose from. Recently, we spent a lot of time reiterating that “TUNA IS WORTH NOTHING!” but right now I’m unfortunately going to have to go with a Lowtax original, because nothing else springs to mind: “Also, I like to hit women during sex, and not during sex.” Obviously without context it’s not very funny, but the parodical nature of the statement is what makes it funny rather than the words themselves.