Diary of an up and coming sociopath

Anyone who feels like they’re missing out on some extra doses of James can check out Nikki’s livejournal entries here and here. The first is her actual entry, and the second is a rewritten version she comissioned me for in order that I could show her how I make my seemingly dull and pathetic life become amazingly interesting and humourous, by doing it to hers.

There’s some good stuff in there too, I feel I outdid myself. Completists will most certainly want to have a read anyway.

By the way, I’m available for Children’s Parties, Weddings and Funerals. But none of that Bar Mitzvah crap.