Diary of an up and coming sociopath

Okay, technically this isn’t slugs, but I thought it’s provide more of an insight into what goes on with regards to the wildlife in this house.

This cat regularly comes inside and claims the place as its own. It’s not a stray, but it must spend very little time with its masters. Perhaps the previous owners of the house fed it or something. On this occasion, we were alerted to the feline intrusion when I heard meowing which interrupted my revision. I turned round and the cat was trying to push open the bedroom door. Nikki and I herded it into the kitchen, and she took a photo of it. That’s my foot there.

Anyway, we got the thing out the back door, and just before I closed it out I took the second photo.

That’s our recycling thing there, so graciously provided by the council of Oxford.

I konw some of you will be upset that there were no more slugs to photograph, but just as many are happy to have new photos of the fluffy cat, having had to stare at disgusting slugs for weeks. Next update will no doubt be back to our normally scheduled filth.